Performing #1 and #2 in comfort and style since 1995
Random header image... Refresh for more!

You Have to Pee Really Badly

One of the questions I get asked most often is “what if I have to pee really badly, what should I do?” It’s usually asked in the context of all the stalls being full, and only the middle urinal of three being open. Of course, my first answer is always to just wait. This usually leads to the “what if I’m about to wet my pants”, or “what if I’m about to get severe kidney failure”. What we need to remember here is that not peeing in your pants is the first step to good urinal etiquette. So for god’s sake if you are about to wet yourself, well I guess you’d better go. These aren’t laws, and nobody’s going to shoot you – but they might if they see a big wet spot in your crotch!

Bathroom Etiquette For All Those Special Situations