You Have to Pee Really Badly
One of the questions I get asked most often is “what if I have to pee really badly, what should I do?” It’s usually asked in the context of all the stalls being full, and only the middle urinal of three being open. Of course, my first answer is always to just wait. This usually leads to the “what if I’m about to wet my pants”, or “what if I’m about to get severe kidney failure”. What we need to remember here is that not peeing in your pants is the first step to good urinal etiquette. So for god’s sake if you are about to wet yourself, well I guess you’d better go. These aren’t laws, and nobody’s going to shoot you – but they might if they see a big wet spot in your crotch!
Bathroom Etiquette For All Those Special Situations
- Women's Bathroom Issues I
- Women's Bathroom Issues II
- Bathroom Etiquette in Poker
- Email in the Bathroom
- Talking in the Bathroom
- You have to Pee Really Badly
- Hanging the Toilet Paper
- Halftime at the Game
- Those One Person Bathrooms
- Stalls Without Walls
- Which Sink to Use
- East Coast vs. West Coast
- Masturbating in the Bathroom
- Talking On Your Cell Phone
- Using Opposite Gender Bathrooms
- Fully Occupied Bathrooms