Why Do Your Own Farts Smell Good?
It’s a scientifically proven fact that your own farts smell good. Don’t trust us? Just Google it, and you’ll find lots of people discussing this very topic. If that’s not scientific proof, I don’t know what is.
Okay, so now that we’ve established that they do smell good, can we answer why? Of course we can, this is the ICBE, the world’s foremost authority on all bathroom-related matters.
The reason you think your farts smell good is that you are insane. Your farts do not smell good at all, they smell rather disgusting. The fact that you think they smell good means that there is almost certainly something seriously wrong with you.
Now our farts on the other hand smell rather lovely. I’m glad we cleared that up.