Wedding Planning for Men

Find a woman, get married and live happily ever after...

...in 10 easy steps!

brought to you by the ICBE

So you're thinking of getting married. Planning a wedding will bring pain, and plenty of it. Do what we say though, and we promise to keep the damage to a minimum. Getting married is a wondrous thing, but planning a wedding can be like taking a vacation in Hell. If you listen to what we tell you though, you just might make it out alive and happily married.

Step 1. Finding the Right Woman

-Whether or not you've already got somebody in mind

Step 2. Cultivating a Relationship

-Without screwing it all up

Step 3. Buying a Ring

-With enough money left over for the Bachelor Party

Step 4. Proposing to your Girl

-Without getting brutally rejected

Step 5. Having a Bachelor Party

-Without breaking off the engagement

Step 6. Planning the Wedding

-Without clawing your eyeballs out on the way