If this bear can practice good bathroom etiquette, so can you!
Now with six or more urinals, the rules are not so concrete. However,
a few things must still be kept in mind.
Maintain a high MPPNBA. Choose end urinals when possible, and plan your
entry to the urinal bank so that every second urinal is occupied. To
employ only every third urinal is a waste, and often is accompanied by a
small fine if caught.
Pee as far away from others as possible. If you enter into a washroom
of 6 urinals, and someone is at an end urinal, then by all means proceed
directly to the urinal at the opposite end. Maintain your distance at all
times. However, in banks of 8 urinals are more, or when the gap between a
urinal patron and the end of the bank is 7 urinals, it is appropriate to
choose the second farthest away urinal. To choose the farthest urinal
might imply to a sensitive individual that he smelt, or emitted a blinding
light, or some other such condition, and might cause undue insult.
Therefore, the second farthest urinal is selected in order to suggest that while
you have a good grasp of urinal etiquette, in no way do you feel that the
other individual is a grotesquely deformed monster.
There it is. That's it. All you need to know. I hope you paid close
attention, and will follow these simple rules for the betterment of
urinalgoers everywhere!