Hanging the Toilet Paper

Performing #1 and #2 in comfort and style since 1995 — The International Center for Bathroom Etiquette
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One of the first questions many people ask is which is the best way to hang the toilet paper; over the top or hanging from behind. Each method has it's own merits, and I used to try to endorse one of them, but frankly it led to way too many fights, and the dental bills were really starting to pile up. Just go with whatever your wife (or whatever) tells you to. Trust me on that one. And if you are single, why are you asking me? Hang it whichever damn way you please, until somebody you are trying to impress (or much, much bigger than you) tells you to hang it the other way.

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