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Performing #1 and #2 in comfort and style since 1995 — The International Center for Bathroom Etiquette
Performing #1 and #2 in comfort and style since 1995
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Michael Sykes - President/CEO
Mike first got interested in Bathroom Etiquette 8 years ago on the heels of several heated discussions with colleagues on the matter. He immediately recognized the need for a strong Bathroom Etiquette presence on the internet and the ICBE was born shortly later, albeit in a much different incarnation than you know it today. He works tirelessly to educate the public on proper bathroom conduct, and is incessantly researching the subject.

David Bushnell - Chief Science Officer
Dr. Bushnell is a classically trained male urinator. Potty trained by the age of 18 months he has been successful hitting the bowl for more than three decades.(1) He holds a BS from Cornell and a PhD from Stanford. His great interest in bathroom etiquette stems from his years as a researcher at Stanford and his desire to educate an apparently clueless public.(2)
1. Or at least coming close
2. For instance the public appears to be unaware of the second basic rule of Bathroom Etiquette which is "don't piss on the floor"

Chris Ackerson - Chief Automobile Mechanic
Chris Ackerson is the chief mechanic responsible for the ICBE's rather sizeable fleet of vehicles. Our 100's of dedicated bathroom researchers log thousands of miles each month as they travel the country and the world going to the bathroom in every public facility they can get their hands on, so to speak. With Chris' able hands our fleet is kept in peak condition and we rarely suffer massive vehicular outage.

Mike Ho - Ping-Pong Champion/VP Marketing
Mike isn't interested in Bathroom Etiquette per se, but having lived with 2 of the board members at one point or another he is sort of involved by default. He does have rather immense ping pong abilities which he uses to smite all who oppose him. His recent offers to help promote the ICBE have led to him getting saddled with the VP Marketing title as well.

Daniel Rosario - International Liaison/Yes-Man
Hailing from Portugal, Daniel brings a wealth of international bathrooming experience with him. He actually applied for the position of Ultimate Ping-Pong Champion, but his skills were lacking and he had to accept the more menial position. His recent bad attitude has landed him the additional job of general "Yes-Man".

Kai Shih - Dictator*
Being Dictator, Kai is in charge of pretty much everything at the ICBE. He calls the shots and he takes out the trash. (Metaphorically I mean, we have several interns in charge of the literal trash.)
*Not Really

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Performing #1 and #2 in comfort and style since 1995 — The International Center for Bathroom Etiquette
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