Masturbating in the Bathroom
Let me lay this one out for you guys plain and simple – stop masturbating in public bathrooms. Masturbating is fine when you do it at home. It’s not fine at the office or the movie theatre or the shopping mall or wherever else you might decide you want to get your jollies.
And no, please don’t tell me that those one person bathrooms are the perfect place to masturbate – they aren’t. They’re the perfect place to go to the bathroom in peace and quiet. And please don’t tell me that you just couldn’t control yourself after you saw that really hot chick – get a grip on your libido, not your member.
Bathroom Etiquette For All Those Special Situations
- Women's Bathroom Issues I
- Women's Bathroom Issues II
- Bathroom Etiquette in Poker
- Email in the Bathroom
- Talking in the Bathroom
- You have to Pee Really Badly
- Hanging the Toilet Paper
- Halftime at the Game
- Those One Person Bathrooms
- Stalls Without Walls
- Which Sink to Use
- East Coast vs. West Coast
- Masturbating in the Bathroom
- Talking On Your Cell Phone
- Using Opposite Gender Bathrooms
- Fully Occupied Bathrooms