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Masturbating in the Bathroom

Let me lay this one out for you guys plain and simple – stop masturbating in public bathrooms. Masturbating is fine when you do it at home. It’s not fine at the office or the movie theatre or the shopping mall or wherever else you might decide you want to get your jollies.

And no, please don’t tell me that those one person bathrooms are the perfect place to masturbate – they aren’t. They’re the perfect place to go to the bathroom in peace and quiet. And please don’t tell me that you just couldn’t control yourself after you saw that really hot chick – get a grip on your libido, not your member.

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