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East Coast vs. West Coast

You know how there’s that whole East Coast vs. West Coast Rap Rivalry thing going on? Well the other day my brother asks me “What can I write for the ICBE?” We get asked that question a lot, as you might expect. Well my brother lived in San Diego for say, a long time, and now he’s over somewhere on that other coast, so I figured he was just the man to explore the analogous rivalry in Bathroom Etiquette. Or so I thought

Well the long and the short of it is, he’s stopped returning my calls. I figure there are two possible explanations: 1) There is no coastal rivalry in Bathroom Etiquette, and he’s decided to go find himself a new brother (very likely). 2) There is a bitter rivalry, and in fact his investigations have gotten him swept up into the underground world of Bathroom Etiquette, and he dare not contact me lest he be exposed and thus, well, yelled at (somewhat likely).

So really, I have no idea what’s going on with this whole thing.

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