East Coast vs. West Coast
You know how there’s that whole East Coast vs. West Coast Rap Rivalry thing going on? Well the other day my brother asks me “What can I write for the ICBE?” We get asked that question a lot, as you might expect. Well my brother lived in San Diego for say, a long time, and now he’s over somewhere on that other coast, so I figured he was just the man to explore the analogous rivalry in Bathroom Etiquette. Or so I thought
Well the long and the short of it is, he’s stopped returning my calls. I figure there are two possible explanations: 1) There is no coastal rivalry in Bathroom Etiquette, and he’s decided to go find himself a new brother (very likely). 2) There is a bitter rivalry, and in fact his investigations have gotten him swept up into the underground world of Bathroom Etiquette, and he dare not contact me lest he be exposed and thus, well, yelled at (somewhat likely).
So really, I have no idea what’s going on with this whole thing.
Bathroom Etiquette For All Those Special Situations
- Women's Bathroom Issues I
- Women's Bathroom Issues II
- Bathroom Etiquette in Poker
- Email in the Bathroom
- Talking in the Bathroom
- You have to Pee Really Badly
- Hanging the Toilet Paper
- Halftime at the Game
- Those One Person Bathrooms
- Stalls Without Walls
- Which Sink to Use
- East Coast vs. West Coast
- Masturbating in the Bathroom
- Talking On Your Cell Phone
- Using Opposite Gender Bathrooms
- Fully Occupied Bathrooms