Category — Toilet Babes

Kohler has a new website going on featuring a sexy plumber babe. Listen to her opening spiel (or not, if you have your sound turned off like me), and then click on various things to watch her flush them down the toilet. Or just head on over, and enjoy the view.

Jo’s Plumbing (via)

No, seriously, I really hope they cleaned the floor!

On Flickr

Cheap Chic Weddings sponsors an annual Toilet Paper Wedding Dress contest (you may remember the winner of the 2006 competition), and their 2007 contest has just begun! You have until June 15th to enter, and the Grand Prize is a cool $500.

Check out 2005 winner Rebekah

Head on over and enter the contest

Honestly, I can’t imagine what posseses somebody to do a sexy lingerie shoot in the bathroom. But I guess it’s a good thing it happens, because otherwise we wouldn’t get to feature these lovely ladies here at Porcelain. Lisa Marie Scott seems to have forgotten to attach anything to her garters, so let’s just hope she remembers to wash her hands.

Check out the rest of the pictures here

The Bastardly does it again, this time with pictures of Nicole Eggert in the bathtub and elsewhere. You may remember her from her days as Summer Quinn on Baywatch, or just from generally being hot.

Check her out at the Bastardly

Want to piss off the Chinese? One way would be to make fun of their toilets and toilet habits on national television, like Taiwanese model Jessey Meng did. From the article (no longer available):

Dubbed “toilet-gate”, the video of Meng’s on-air performance, which also included a swipe at Chinese state television, was posted on major mainland Web portal Sina.com, and generated more than a million posts from indignant Web surfers, state media reported.

I suppose I could track down some of these indignant posts, but I’m just going to post a picture of Jessey instead.

Check out Jessey’s website

Did you like that Toilet Paper Fashion Show we wrote about awhile back? Well then you’re really going to like this Toilet Paper Wedding Dress Contest! Stephanie Stutzenberger walked away with $500 for her winning entry, pictured below. Not bad at all, I wonder what brand she used?

Check out the other finalists

Thanks to mhh5th for the heads up on that one.

A couple of days ago we posted that picture of the American Idol Chick on the toilet. Well I don’t know if you’ve been following the whole story with that and a host of other pictures (god knows I haven’t), but The Bastardly has some updates on the matter:

Update #1!
Update #2!

Short version: Some chick named Amanda Coluccio is spreading them! Who the hell is she anyways? Probably another lame American Idol chick.

My new BFF The Bastardly recently posted the following picture of Oksana Anderson, who appears as if she may well be in the bathroom!

Well, there’s a whole bunch of shiny tiles in any case…

See more pictures at The Bastardly

I don’t watch American Idol. However, I do sometimes read gossip news sites which report on things related to the show, and imagine my surprise this morning when I found a piece of news that was both American Idol related and bathroom related! Apparently one of the contestants this season (who goes by the moniker Jersey Girl) has a few interesting pictures of herself floating around the internet…

Image borrowed from The Bastardly

Read the full “story” here