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Bad Etiquette: Drinking on the Toilet

msykes — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 14:35:21 +0000

My (almost) three year old has a hard time understanding why he shouldn’t eat and/or drink while on the toilet. This girl however is old enough not to have any excuses. If you didn’t already know, food and the toilet don’t go together. Not only is it bad etiquette, it’s just plain gross!

From TotallyCrap.com’s Halloween baby gallery (NSFW!)

Lindsay Lohan Skanky Bathroom Photo Shoot

msykes — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 15:09:54 +0000

Lindsay Lohan used to be hot. Now, she’s just kind of sad, and this latest photo shoot isn’t doing much to help. Here she is posing in a bathroom door wearing, well, I really don’t know.

Can this really be the same actress that starred in Mean Girls?

See the rest at Hollywoodtuna

Best TV Show Promotion Ever?

msykes — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 05:42:19 +0000

I will freely confess that I love How I Met Your Mother. I will also freely confess that my wife convinced me to watch the show in the first place. I say this because if I don’t, she will read this post and kick my ass. How is this relevant to the ICBE you may ask? Well, it’s because over on Hulu, the most fantastic How I Met Your Mother promotion possible is going on. That’s right, there’s a picture of the entire cast in the bathroom.

No, I haven’t got a clue what the deal is with this.

PS: Watch the show!

Diora Baird on the Toilet

msykes — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 05:33:00 +0000

Generally speaking, taking a picture of somebody when they are sitting on the toilet is bad etiquette. There are however exceptions, such as when its the lovely Diora Baird and she’s involved in photo shoot for Maxim Magazine.

Honestly though, I don’t understand how somebody comes up with a photoshoot like this. Were all the other sets taken? Was the photographer in a state of intestinal distress and refused to get too far from a bathroom?

Check out the complete photoshoot

Loo Roll

msykes — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 04:04:13 +0000

You learn something new every day. Today I learned that in the UK, they call toilet paper loo roll. How awesome is that? In fact, everything sounds better in the Queen’s English. Take this blurb for example:

As they settled into the X Factor house today the finalists popped to the local shops to stock up on essentials, including a bumper pack of loo roll.

In American English, it would be something like this:

As they settled into the X Factor house today the finalists drove in their very large SUV to Walmart to stock up on essentials, including a super-mega-value-pack of toilet paper.

Lame!

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Ladies, this is NOT how you use a urinal!

msykes — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 05:57:18 +0000

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Angelina Jolie on the Toilet

msykes — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 05:45:01 +0000

Is it just me, or has Angelina come a long way since these days?

See others which appear to be from the same shoot, but which do not include the pic above, here

Boring Alyssa Milano

msykes — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 17:32:47 +0000

I don’t get it either. We’ve got Alyssa Milano in what must be the most boring female-in-the-shower photoshoot ever. Maybe the studio stills from a print campaign for a shower fixture company?

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Dr Dot?

msykes — Sat, 22 Sep 2007 16:08:55 +0000

Once again we have a post but for no other reason than a picture of a woman on a toilet. The lady in question today is one “Dr” Dot, massage therapist to the stars (evidently).

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Penelope Cruz for Mango

msykes — Sat, 15 Sep 2007 16:28:08 +0000

Mango is fashion for the young, urban woman. How this involves Penelope Cruz in a bathroom is beyond me, so I’m going to have to defer that question to their marketing department.

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