Category — Toilet Babes
Bad Etiquette: Drinking on the Toilet
My (almost) three year old has a hard time understanding why he shouldn’t eat and/or drink while on the toilet. This girl however is old enough not to have any excuses. If you didn’t already know, food and the toilet don’t go together. Not only is it bad etiquette, it’s just plain gross!

January 15, 2010 1 Comment
Lindsay Lohan Skanky Bathroom Photo Shoot
Lindsay Lohan used to be hot. Now, she’s just kind of sad, and this latest photo shoot isn’t doing much to help. Here she is posing in a bathroom door wearing, well, I really don’t know.
Can this really be the same actress that starred in Mean Girls?

December 22, 2009 No Comments
Best TV Show Promotion Ever?
I will freely confess that I love How I Met Your Mother. I will also freely confess that my wife convinced me to watch the show in the first place. I say this because if I don’t, she will read this post and kick my ass. How is this relevant to the ICBE you may ask? Well, it’s because over on Hulu, the most fantastic How I Met Your Mother promotion possible is going on. That’s right, there’s a picture of the entire cast in the bathroom.
No, I haven’t got a clue what the deal is with this.

PS: Watch the show!
October 23, 2009 1 Comment
Diora Baird on the Toilet
Generally speaking, taking a picture of somebody when they are sitting on the toilet is bad etiquette. There are however exceptions, such as when its the lovely Diora Baird and she’s involved in photo shoot for Maxim Magazine.

Honestly though, I don’t understand how somebody comes up with a photoshoot like this. Were all the other sets taken? Was the photographer in a state of intestinal distress and refused to get too far from a bathroom?
October 15, 2009 No Comments
Loo Roll
You learn something new every day. Today I learned that in the UK, they call toilet paper loo roll. How awesome is that? In fact, everything sounds better in the Queen’s English. Take this blurb for example:
As they settled into the X Factor house today the finalists popped to the local shops to stock up on essentials, including a bumper pack of loo roll.
In American English, it would be something like this:
As they settled into the X Factor house today the finalists drove in their very large SUV to Walmart to stock up on essentials, including a super-mega-value-pack of toilet paper.
Lame!

October 5, 2009 1 Comment
Ladies, this is NOT how you use a urinal!
September 8, 2008 No Comments
Angelina Jolie on the Toilet
Is it just me, or has Angelina come a long way since these days?

See others which appear to be from the same shoot, but which do not include the pic above, here
August 29, 2008 No Comments
Boring Alyssa Milano
I don’t get it either. We’ve got Alyssa Milano in what must be the most boring female-in-the-shower photoshoot ever. Maybe the studio stills from a print campaign for a shower fixture company?

September 27, 2007 No Comments
Dr Dot?
Once again we have a post but for no other reason than a picture of a woman on a toilet. The lady in question today is one “Dr” Dot, massage therapist to the stars (evidently).

September 22, 2007 4 Comments
Penelope Cruz for Mango
Mango is fashion for the young, urban woman. How this involves Penelope Cruz in a bathroom is beyond me, so I’m going to have to defer that question to their marketing department.

September 15, 2007 1 Comment











