Category — Celebrities

Once again we have a post but for no other reason than a picture of a woman on a toilet. The lady in question today is one “Dr” Dot, massage therapist to the stars (evidently).

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Mango is fashion for the young, urban woman. How this involves Penelope Cruz in a bathroom is beyond me, so I’m going to have to defer that question to their marketing department.

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Okay, I have no idea how I’ve missed this for so long, but it seems like Sheryl Crow (yes, the singer) is waging a personal war on Toilet Paper. Yes, that’s right, she’s Public Enemy #1 over at Charmin’ right now (probably) after declaring that one way we can help prevent global warming is to reduce our toilet paper consumption to one square per visit.

Okay, I will freely admit that many people use way too much TP (reminds me of an old Perfect Strangers Episode), but one lousy square? AUGH!

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PS: Yes, I know she was kind of exaggerating here.
PPS: Enough people have already made the obvious Seinfeld connection that I won’t bother.

Well the Superbowl has come and gone, and from what I can gather the Edmonton Eskimos didn’t win – again. However, we do have some appropriate football news in the form of an interview with Hall of Famer Joe Namath conducted at – you guessed it – a urinal!

Head on over to With Leather to check out the complete interview, but here’s a tip: Joe seems like a decent guy, but not quite as cool as Val Kilmer.

Just a couple of days ago we wondered about the influx of traffic from people searching for “hot chicks on toilet” or the like on Google. Well the intrepid mhh5th points out that we may have Borat to thank for all this.

Check out Letterman’s interview of Borat over on YouTube where Borat confesses that one of his hobbies is to “take photograph of ladies while they make toilet.”.

Classy Borat, classy.

Here at Porcelain, it’s our job to be on the cutting edge of toilet technology. So when Walt Mossbert devotes one of his famous columns to the Brondell Swash 800, well we don’t even blink an eye. After all, this isn’t news to us. Still, it’s nice to see the Swash getting some attention in the more mainstream press! Thanks to mhh5th for the tip.

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Don’t worry Hello Kitty, it happens to the best of us.

It’s been a long time since we’ve had any celebrity-related toilet news around these parts, so I was thrilled to learn the following little tidbit about Madonna. Seems she’s rather particular about her toilet seat when she goes on tour – in fact, she requires a new seat to be installed just for her.

“The seat has to be inspected by her people, then installed – with an unbroken seal – by plumbers before every gig.”

Even better though, is the comment by her spokesperson:

“Who wouldn’t want a new toilet seat wherever they go.”

I think I’d settle for a good cleaning myself, rather than extreme wastefulness, but that’s just me. Still, I’d love to find some of these special toilet seats up for grabs on eBay, wouldn’t you?

Read the article here (via IDontLikeYouInThatWay)

I don’t get it. While I personally don’t find Uma Thurman to be terribly attractive, tons of guys out there do. Which suggests to me that Uma should be able to find herself a man who is able to operate a toilet properly. Sadly for her, this doesn’t seem to be the case. Says Uma:

“…it’s better to have a relationship with someone who cheats on you than someone who doesn’t flush the toilet.”

What?! On the one hand, that’s just insane. On the other hand, how many men has she dated who don’t flush the toilet?! Maybe she’s talking about Ethan Hawke?

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Remember how Michael Jackson was caught in the women’s bathroom in Dubai? Well the official reason (and by official, I mean according to his spokeswoman, and we know that they never lie), was that he mis-read the sign on the door. Okay, to be fair, the sign was in Arabic, and it’s entirely possible he can’t read Arabic writing. But just to be helpful, I’m going to give Jacko a couple helpful tips for the future:

1) The women’s bathroom is the one with the picture of the woman in a skirt on the door.

2) No urinals? It’s the women’s bathroom!

Okay, I think that clears things up nicely.

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