Category — Celebrities

First he dumps Jennifer Aniston. Now he’s caught checking his email at a urinal, while peeing directly beside somebody else – and possible talking on the phone too. With am empty urinal on the other side to boot. Can Brad Pitt sink any lower?

Okay, before all you Team Brad fanboys and fangirls freak out, I realize that the picture is staged. Brad’s not actually peeing (well, we can’t be certain in any case), he’s just practicing bad urinal etiquette on purpose for an article in Wired about new rules for the digital age. A whole bunch of lame new rules that a group of 16 year olds came up with. The article claims social scientists were consulted, but only 16 year olds could come up with rules so stupid. Don’t Google-stalk before a first date? How else are you going to form ill-conceived notions about the date that doom it to fail before you even begin? And they don’t even mention bathroom or urinal etiquette

But that’s okay, because that’s what we do here. Brad, in the future, here’s a couple handy links for you:

1. General Urinal Etiquette
2. Bathroom Cell Phone Etiquette
3. Bathroom Email Etiquette (Don’t think I didn’t spot that Blackberry!

Via NPR and mhh5th.

PS: Credit where’s it’s due – Brad himself actually does come out against talking on the cell phone in the bathroom – good work Brad!

Katy Perry farts a lot. On stage. While she performs.

She also pees three times before she performs. Big deal, I pee three times before I have breakfast in the morning!

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Anybody who says they don’t pee in the shower is lying.

This from the latest issue of Blender magazine. Strange – I don’t pee in the shower. Then again, I’m married. I consider not peeing in the shower to be an act of common courtesy to my wife. Besides, she keeps a lot of products on the floor of the shower. I really don’t think I should be peeing on those!

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Okay, maybe it’s not a regular occurrence, but it sounds like Prince William (the older one), is set to do a little toilet drinking as part of his Royal Air Force “training”. While all his younger brother has to do is strip down naked and run the length of a runway in freezing cold weather, William has to drink beer from a toilet with a straw, while people pour buckets of ice over his head.

Lamest initiation ever?

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Holy crap – that’s a lot of bathrooms (pun intended). In case you were wondering, those are the relevant specs on the house Richard Gere just put on the market for a paltry $8.8 million.

By my calculations that’s about $838k/bathroom – cheap!

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David Beckham – perhaps the world’s most famous soccer player.

Ed Westwick – who?

No wonder the Gossip Girl (what?) “star” was a little intimidated when he ran into Beckham at a party the other day.

Why is this news here? The non-encounter took place in the bathroom…

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Beckham’s penis has been liked to a tractor exhaust pipe after all…

It’s been a long time since there’s been any worth bathroom-related celebrity news, but today we are graced with not just a story but pictures! Okay, well technically, there’s no story at all here, just pictures of Mark Wahlberg taking a pee. No bathrooms handy, evidently.

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It’s been too long since there has been a celebrity bathroom sighting, but today we are blessed with news about none other than David Beckham. That’s right, the most famous name in soccer was spotted at Villa nightclub in the bathroom.

Well, to be more precise, his man-parts were spotted. And evidently they are quite large. Yay? There has been some talk in the media about Beckham’s size before, and this adds more strength to the rumors.

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Every once in awhile, another story comes up about how our world is essentially blanketed with germs. I usually do not pay these any heed, but this one has a few choice quotes from the Donald – Trump, that is.

I’m going to do everything in my power not to shake hands with teachers. According to a new study, teachers have the germiest jobs. They have 17,000 germs per square inch on their desks. That’s 10 times the germ rate than any other profession.

I’m sure there are at least 4 or 5 teachers out there who are disappointed right now…

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Is it just me, or has Angelina come a long way since these days?

See others which appear to be from the same shoot, but which do not include the pic above, here