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Apparently dunny is what those crazy Australians call an outdoor toilet. Why is this relevant? Because the Australian Dunny Derby is upon us! 20 teams will race around the 250 m track vying not only to be fastest, but also to have the best looking dunny. Winner of that receives the ass wipers trophy, naturally. It all takes place at the Winton Outback Festival.

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I don’t get it either. We’ve got Alyssa Milano in what must be the most boring female-in-the-shower photoshoot ever. Maybe the studio stills from a print campaign for a shower fixture company?

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Well, by virtue of the fact that this is a bathroom-related blog, I guess I need to mention the latest Britney Spears escapade. She went to the bathroom, with a whole bunch of paparrazi looking on. Girl is making K-Fed look like a nice, respectable parent.

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Well, at least don’t pee outside. A Croatian motorcyclist was taking a pee by the side of the road, when he was struck by lightning. The doctors seem to think that since he was wearing rubber boots, the lightning grounded itself via his urine stream… (which is rather different than actually being struck in the penis by lightning, like the article title claims).

Anyways, the good news is that his penis was not blasted into oblivion…

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Jeremiah Hansen doesn’t think men should pee standing up. He cites the rather disgusting amount of pee splash and the general aiming inaccuracy of the penis as good reasons not to pee standing up. And honestly, I have trouble disagreeing with him. Peeing while sitting down seems a whole lot cleaner, making it a lot harder to get pee outside the toilet (but not impossible - more on that another time).

I have to say though, if he’s experiencing a lot of splashback from his home toilet while standing, he might be doing something wrong. I rarely if ever get splashback at home, noticing it mostly in poorly shaped urinals (which ironically is the one place he advocates peeing while standing). Maybe Jeremiah’s just got better water pressure than I do though.

I should also point out that peeing while sitting is way easier in the dark, and is my preferred mode when I get up to pee in the middle of the night.

Finally, if you ever need to pee and are given the option between a toilet and a urinal, please choose the latter - they require significantly less water to flush.

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Once again we have a post but for no other reason than a picture of a woman on a toilet. The lady in question today is one “Dr” Dot, massage therapist to the stars (evidently).

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Seriously, did they need a study to figure out that men wash their hands less often than women? Because I could have told them, or pretty much anybody with half a brain.

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PS: Check out the clever Fark-embedded code in the URL…

Mango is fashion for the young, urban woman. How this involves Penelope Cruz in a bathroom is beyond me, so I’m going to have to defer that question to their marketing department.

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I go to the bathroom quite a bit, so that means I end up in public bathrooms quite a bit. Which brings up the following question?

Why do so many men insist on spitting (again and again) in the grossest and loudest manner possible?

Okay, you’re in the bathroom, but it’s a public bathroom so this doesn’t give you license to be as disgusting as possible. But time and time again I run across these guys, and have to resist the urge to scream. Are these just guys with bad smoker’s phlegm, or is it something else?

Q: What do you do if you’re a high school girls soccer team, and you want to send a message to your rivals?

A: You pee all over their artificial field, and leak pictures to the internets!

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PS: How the heck do you “disinfect” an entire soccer field?