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The Natural Order of Things

This afternoon I went to the bathroom. The particular bathroom I chose has a couple of water fountains right outside. As I entered I passed an individual having a drink of water, and was rather surprised when he then proceeded to enter the bathroom and go pee. Which struck me as a little weird. I can think of a few possible scenarios:

1) This individual was thirsty and had to go pee at the same time. It’s happened to me before, but I always choose to go pee first under those circumstances. I don’t really enjoy eating or drinking when I need to go to the bathroom.

2) This individual had to go pee, but on the way to the bathroom noticed the water fountain and was overcome with an intense desire to have a drink. Which is possible, but I know my own already mentioned lack of enjoyment of drinking while needing to pee would preclude this possibility.

3) This individual’s digestive track works extremely quickly, and he was simply peeing out the water which he drank at the fountain moments ago. Anything is possible I suppose.

Am I missing something or is this just weird? First you pee, then you drink – that’s the natural order of things. (Well, except for the whole deal of how drinking makes you need to go pee, but I’m talking about a timeframe of seconds here).

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