You are not a dog. So don’t shake yourself dry.

Earlier this afternoon I went to the bathroom. A quick pee, and I was washing my hands at the sinks. I was completely prepared for another uneventful trip, when the individual washing his hands a couple sinks down finished up and walked behind me to the paper towel dispenser.

Which is when I felt the spray of water on my leg (I wear shorts). Yuck! Now thankfully this individual was coming from a hand washing session, so I’m fairly certain all he did was spray me with relatively clean water, but that’s no excuse. We aren’t dogs, and we don’t shake ourselves dry – at least not en route to a paper towel dispenser and right beside a complete stranger.

If you’re going to shake, for goodness sake shake carefully!