Cell Phones, Texting, Hand Washing and Legoland

This past week the ICBE took a field trip to Legoland California to better observe the bathroom habits of the tourist public in an amusement park setting. Also, they’ve got a ton of legos. Anyways, I was incredibly dismayed to observe one particularly shameful display of ignorance with regards to bathroom etiquette by the following individual:

What did this oaf do?

1. He entered the bathroom in the midst of texting, and then placed his cell phone down on top of the urinal. Gross!
2. He didn’t wash his hands after going pee!

What made the situation even more egregious is that this individual is a father. So not only is he practicing bad etiquette, but he is passing along these disgusting habits to a whole new generation. Next time you don’t wash your hands, please think of the children. And when you are done thinking, go back and wash your damn hands!