I don’t care if you are at the beach – you still don’t go to the bathroom barefoot!

In case you are the weird sort of person who does not actually read the titles of blog posts, allow me to repeat it here:

I don’t care if you are at the beach – you still don’t go to the bathroom barefoot!

Why, you may ask, am I feeling so passionate about this tidbit today? Well it just so happens that I went to the beach yesterday. (The beach with these toilets, as a matter of fact). And while I was at the beach, it just so happens that I went to the bathroom. And even though I was in my bare feet for most of the morning, I made sure to slap some shoes on before entering the bathroom.

Because bathroom floors outside of your home are gross. These in particular were soaking wet and covered in sand. The sand makes sense. And the wet makes sense too, what with the wet and sandy people going pee all day long.

But I guarantee you that was not just ocean water on the floor. There was pee – and lots of it. Let’s examine the facts:

1. People are really bad at aiming their pee
2. People don’t like to clean up after themselves
3. Because the floor was already wet with water, people totally think they can get away with not cleaning up their pee

Well listen up people – you’re not fooling me!