Newspapermen eat a lot of poutine

Before today, I had never heard of a company called Cuil. And based on the content of their new automated encyclopedia Cpedia, I have a pretty good idea why. Here, reproduced for all posterity because I can’t imagine this company hanging around for very long, is the entry on yours truly:

Michael Sykes (Founder)

Michael Sykes founded the International Center for Bathroom Etiquette 13 years ago, while studying at the University of Alberta. Newspapermen eat a lot of poutine.

Michael Sykes, President of The International Center for Bathroom Etiquette, has a few turd tips for those uncomfortable dumping dilemmas. For starters, he advises, Nobody is fooled by running water to cover sounds.

Another giveaway that you re dropping the kids off at the pool is staying in the John too long, so only go when your bowels are about to burst. You can request samples at the Wireless Flash web site.

Founded in 1995 by Dr. Michael Sykes, the International Center for Bathroom Etiquette initially focused on the particular challenges that men face when selecting the proper urinal in a public bathroom. The mission of the ICBE is to improve the bathroom going experience for everyone by educating people about proper bathroom etiquette.

University of Alberta professor

To Michael Sykes’s mother, he’s a successful biophysicist following in the footsteps of his father, a University of Alberta professor.

Newspapermen eat a lot of poutine indeed.

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via Marco