The Fat Cyclist Keeps the Seat Down – So Should You
Actually, I never leave the toilet seat up. In fact, very early in life I made a habit of putting both the seat and the lid down, then acting all offended and repulsed when women don’t put the lid down after they’re done. I hereby call on all men everywhere to do the same.
The quote from Fatty’s site arose out of a conversation about a few of his personality shortcomings, but his bathroom habits clearly can’t be included in that list. I urge everyone to be like Fatty and keep the seat down!