Uroclub Yuck

Enter the UroClub:

The UroClub™ is the discrete, sanitary way for your urgent relief. Created by a Board Certified Urologist, it looks like an ordinary golf club, but contains a reservoir built into the grip to relieve yourself. The UroClub™ is leak proof, easy to clean and no more embarrassing moments.

I don’t know what to think about this one. It seems like a reasonable idea – out on the course, nowhere to pee, hey why don’t I just go in this bottle that’s conveniently shaped like a club – nobody will know!

While the ICBE understands that extreme circumstances call for extreme measures, we don’t believe that a game of golf qualifies as extreme circumstances. If you’re on the course, go find a bathroom.

I mean come on, is there any chance that somebody won’t figure out what you’re doing with this ridiculous contraption? By the time you are done clipping towels and unscrewing caps you may just have wet yourself…

via mhh5th