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Loo Roll

You learn something new every day. Today I learned that in the UK, they call toilet paper loo roll. How awesome is that? In fact, everything sounds better in the Queen’s English. Take this blurb for example:

As they settled into the X Factor house today the finalists popped to the local shops to stock up on essentials, including a bumper pack of loo roll.

In American English, it would be something like this:

As they settled into the X Factor house today the finalists drove in their very large SUV to Walmart to stock up on essentials, including a super-mega-value-pack of toilet paper.

Lame!

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2 comments

1 Cashmere Loo Roll — The International Center for Bathroom Etiquette { 03.01.10 at 4:12 pm }

[…] it’s any excuse to use the term loo roll. But this time it’s UK retailer Waitrose who has decided that wiping your buttocks with […]

2 The Bum Gun { 12.09.13 at 9:54 am }

If they were 21st century gals, they’d insist on having The Bum Gun installed before moving in. Who wants to use nasty toilet paper these days??

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