Toilet Paper Hanging Battle
We have a page dedicated to the proper way to hang the toilet paper, and have recently defended our own preferred under method. Case closed, right?
Sadly, no. HomeFixated.com, which may be the most awesomest home improvement blog ever has just written a toilet paper hanging article of their own, directly calling out the ICBE in the process.
I say game on!
Seriously though, handsome writer Marc makes, by his own admission, what essentially amounts to yet another case in favor of aesthetics. He throws the under crowd a bone suggesting that it’s more difficult for toddlers and felines to unravel, but my own experience with a clever two year old suggests you’re going to need to do more than just hang the roll under to stop an impromptu TP party with a child in the house.
Finally, Marc makes the following remark:
I don’t like groping bathroom walls in an effort to get the toilet paper…
Maybe he needs to stop going to the bathroom blindfolded? If you’re groping for the TP, even in the middle of the night with the lights off, you’re doing it wrong.
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Thankfully you called me handsome, and my site “the most awesomest”. These two perfectly factual, accurate and not exaggerated statements caused me not to notice your comments about my “groping”.
Is this friendly debate over? Probably not. Keep your eye on the comments here:
http://homefixated.com/2009/08/26/toilet-paper-over-or-under/
I keep waiting for some of my readers to get my back, but so far they are conspicuously silent. Where’s the loyalty?!
Perhaps my “readers” got to your readers and silenced them?
Perhaps your readers have the decency to observe my obvious position of authority on these matters?
Perhaps your readers are disloyal cowards?
What is wrong with you UNDER people. UNDER is wrong! I live with a secret UNDER. I think it’s one of my kids trying to get me committed. Just thinking about this, I can feel my fingernails scrabbling on the tile trying desperately to get a grip on the tp, my blood pressure rising by the second. I cannot tolerate thinking about this one more second…
What is wrong with you UNDER people. UNDER is wrong! I live with a secret UNDER. I think it’s one of my kids trying to get me committed. Just thinking about this, I can feel my fingernails scrabbling on the tile trying desperately to get a grip on the tp, my blood pressure rising by the second. I cannot tolerate thinking about this one more second…
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