Swine Flu Cure: Patient Zero’s Urine

Swine flu, as you may or may not have heard, is kind of a big deal these days. And that means we are all trying to find a way to protect ourselves from the scarily-named virus. A vaccine is currently in testing, but why wait for medical science when you can douse yourself in (drink? blow bubbles in?) patient zero’s urine?!

That’s right, apparently young Edgar Hernandez’s urine is a much sought-after commodity.

Edgar Hernandez is healthier than ever, and even when he goes to the bathroom people follow him because they want to cure themselves [with his urine].

The way that’s phrased his urine may in fact be a general cure-all, it’s magical properties not limited to destroying the h1n1 virus on contact.

Yuck.

A statue of Patient Zero in his hometown