Trough Urinals Are The Devil

Trough urinals are the Devil. So it shocked me to hear that an establishment was actually thinking of installing one. When I think of trough urinals I think of ancient installations from 20 or 30 years ago that simply have not been replaced. The idea of a newly installed trough is too hideous to even contemplate.

While noteworthy, this news pales in comparison to the awesomeness that is the following illustration, by Mark Maynard:

Based on the color of the urine I am a little concerned about the health of the gentlemen pictured, not to mention the fact that apparently only one of them is wearing a shirt. And none of them have shoes on, which is frankly pretty gross.