U is for Urinal Etiquette

The wonderful Keith writes the following:

StumbledUpon your site, it was good for blowing 15 minutes. Have you ever picked up the Alphabet of Manliness, by Maddox? It’s a rather cynical, offensive (yet hilarious) book by the author of www.maddox.xmission.com and it has a chapter on Urinal Etiquette that’s actually pretty funny. Thought you might be interested.

Also, your hate mail is absurb. I’m floored by the fact you garner so much hate.

In fact I have not read that book, but it sounds like I would appreciate at least 1/26th of the chapters…