No, Seriously: Check Your Pockets First!

Let’s pretend you recently went to the bathroom, and now you can’t find your keys. What do you do first?

1. Check all your pockets
2. Remove the toilet from the ground and crawl into a pit of raw human waste

Incredibly enough, one man chose #2. After 15 minutes of what I can only imagine must have been pure hell, the man was finally rescued and allowed to hose off with a fire engine’s hose.

Bonus: If the picture is any indication, Police Chief Cliff Johnson had a really, really good time at the rescue!

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