David Beckham vs. Gossip Girl

David Beckham – perhaps the world’s most famous soccer player.

Ed Westwick – who?

No wonder the Gossip Girl (what?) “star” was a little intimidated when he ran into Beckham at a party the other day.

Why is this news here? The non-encounter took place in the bathroom…

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Beckham’s penis has been liked to a tractor exhaust pipe after all…