Attacked by a Stall Door!

Here at the ICBE we usually consider bathroom stall doors to be a good thing. After a recent incident however, it appears as if Darren Fletcher, a player for Manchester United, might not be in agreement. Seems he was just minding his own business when a stall door fell on his head, bloodying him up and knocking him unconscious.

Unconscious? According to his wikipedia page, Fletcher stands just over 6 feet tall. Most bathroom stall doors don’t even reach that high, so what I want to know is, if he wasn’t actually taking a poop at the time (and it doesn’t sound like he was), is how did this door even hit his head, much less with the required velocity to knock him out?

I call shenanigans…

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PS: While doing a Google image search for Fletcher, I came across this goal diagram at the BBC of Fletcher scoring a goal in during Euro 2004 that was simply too awesome not to post…