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Gross: World’s Longest Poop

No, I don’t mean the longest time sitting on the toilet, I mean the actual, physical, longest piece of human excrement.

26 feet

No that’s not a typo, and no I’m not sure if this is real. Supposedly, a woman accomplished this feat under strict guidance of nutritionalists, using a high-fibre diet, and a butt-plug to keep it all in until she was ready to go. It took her a week to build up all the necessary poop, and the turd is the length of her entire colon.

I really don’t have time to figure out if this is real or not, but it seems pretty fishy. Others have mentioned the difficulty in keeping the turd altogether, which seems an almost superhuman feet for a turd of this length. Especially which a high fibre diet, you’d think the thing would be kind of loose, and well break apart really easily. Secondly, what bowling alley would consent to that? Who would ever bowl there again? However, the screen caps would suggest that somewhere a video of this entire event exists. I do not want to see that video!

Real or not, this is totally gross.

Anyways, if you can shed some more light on the situation please leave a comment!

Check out the story/pics here


1 Simpson { 06.26.06 at 1:55 pm }

Was this her first attempt or second? Did she practice a number of times to get the techniques right?

2 anthony { 09.19.09 at 9:37 pm }
3 Sarah { 10.20.09 at 10:32 am }

This is fake. If you google her it shows that she is a performance artist and this was part of a series of “world record attempts”. Saying that you don’t have the time to figure out if it is fake or not is really quite lazy. It took me about three minutes. You could have taken the time spent writing this to research it, and then you wouldn’t have written a blog entry about something that is obviously fake suggesting that it might be true.

4 jm { 11.07.09 at 8:37 pm }

the butt plug exploded and we found that she was full of shit

5 Dustyn { 05.12.10 at 8:55 pm }

That shouldn’t count she plugged herself so that’s technically cheating.

6 hondo dom. { 07.06.10 at 9:26 am }

yah may be fake but she plugged her own butt for a week hey thats my knd of woman!

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