Paris Hilton Potty Shag
This isn’t the first time Paris Hilton has made bathroom news. The cause this time? Evidently she and her new boyfriend (insert complicated and random Greek name here) went off and had a shag in a porta-potty at a party recently. I have two questions:
Q1) What kind of idiot has sex in a portable toilet?
A1) Paris Hilton
Q2) What kind of lame party uses porta-potties?
A2) ???
Seriously though, this is just plain gross. Paris Hilton I mean, she’s ugly. I’m sure having sex in a smelly 3 foot by 3 foot feces-laden plastic enclosure is super-hot.
Read the article here via The Superficial
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[...] Two Carolina Panthers Cheerleaders were recently caught having sex in a public bathroom. And by caught, I mean arrested, since evidently some people were unhappy about it. Personally, I’ve never even tried to have sex in a bathroom, because really it’s not that sexy a place. I mean how do you have decent sex when you are doing your best to avoid touching any surfaces? And why does everybody think it’s the best thing in the world when Paris Hilton does it? [...]
Personally I think it’s a shit idea too!
I’ve been watching Paris Hilton’s BFF. Where do they find these people? They’re from another world!
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