Paris Hilton is a selfish cow
Okay, this isn’t really news to anyone. Paris Hilton is an atrocious human being. Question is, why are we posting this here? Well turns out that she was clubbing in London recently, and every time she had to go pee she made security clear out the entire bathroom, and then guard the door while she and her cronies did their business. I mean seriously Paris, fuck right off. If I was in there (and a woman) I would have camped out in one of the stalls, claimed an upset stomach, and sat there until her bladder burst. I wonder if she even remembered to let the yellow mellow?.
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And I though I hated Paris Hilton before. With any luck she’ll just die of a drug overdose, as so many annoying so-called celebrities do. If I hear someone say “That’s hot!” one more time, I think I may just go postal.
[...] This isn’t the first time Paris Hilton has made bathroom news. The cause this time? Evidently she and her new boyfriend (insert complicated and random Greek name here) went off and had a shag in a porta-potty at a party recently. I have two questions: [...]
Paris Hilton just keep on doing your thing and don’t listen to those haters they just wish that they were you!
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