http://www.icbe.org/2005/06/28/toto-strikes-again-the-intelligence-toilet/ Performing #1 and #2 in comfort and style since 1995 Tue, 24 Jan 2012 09:21:20 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 http://www.icbe.org/2005/06/28/toto-strikes-again-the-intelligence-toilet/comment-page-1/#comment-4994 Porcelain » Blog Archive » I Can See the Future Tue, 19 Jul 2005 14:16:53 +0000 http://www.icbe.org/blog/?p=138#comment-4994 [...] Would somebody please ring up Malcolm Kimberley and tell him to stop ripping off my ideas? That’s right, awhile back I wrote about my desire for “a device that would allow me to sit down, (and) analyze my urine from peeing in the bowl“. So what happens, he goes and invents one! Well, not quite, it’s a urinal, not a toilet, but it will analyze your urine for things like STDs and send you a message to your cell phone via bluetooth with the results (what, no SMS?). [...] [...] Would somebody please ring up Malcolm Kimberley and tell him to stop ripping off my ideas? That’s right, awhile back I wrote about my desire for “a device that would allow me to sit down, (and) analyze my urine from peeing in the bowl“. So what happens, he goes and invents one! Well, not quite, it’s a urinal, not a toilet, but it will analyze your urine for things like STDs and send you a message to your cell phone via bluetooth with the results (what, no SMS?). [...]

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