Toto strikes again – the Intelligence Toilet
A big thanks to the ever-astute mhh5th for this one. Toto, who brought you Toilet Nanowarriors, strikes again with their “Intelligence Toilet“. The idea behind this one is that you can monitor your body for a variety of health conditions all from the comfort of your bathroom, rather than a pesky doctor’s office. Doesn’t sound too bad, except it’s not so much toilet as toilet + bunch of additional accessories. The blood pressure monitoring unit isn’t even attached to the toilet, it’s just within easy reach. Boring! I want a device that would allow me to sit down, analyze my urine from peeing in the bowl, and take my blood pressure by monitoring my ass. And for $3500 I’d expect as much!
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[...] Would somebody please ring up Malcolm Kimberley and tell him to stop ripping off my ideas? That’s right, awhile back I wrote about my desire for “a device that would allow me to sit down, (and) analyze my urine from peeing in the bowl“. So what happens, he goes and invents one! Well, not quite, it’s a urinal, not a toilet, but it will analyze your urine for things like STDs and send you a message to your cell phone via bluetooth with the results (what, no SMS?). [...]
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